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"The world is most beautiful at 4 AM because people are asleep and nature is wide awake."
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mistressofpie:

A super girly and peppy blonde girl who wears bright pink dresses and skirts everyday is best friends with a quiet goth girl who of course sports all black clothing and big lace up boots. Someone jokes and yells to them “Hey look, a fairy and a vampire!” The blonde turns around and flashes a fanged grin and says “She’s human, actually.”

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Love since ‘01
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distraction:


Looking For Alaska

i need to read this
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asian:

I WILL NEVER SEXT WITH AUTOCORRECT ANYMORE I FUCKED UP
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unamusedsloth:

Pitbull and deer become running buddies
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ah-shiyt:

dan-will-make-you-howell:

splantamello:

hotaimee:

thiscorpsofbrothers:

splantamello:

hydrogyne:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

  1. sugar
  2. honey
  3. flour
  4. egg
  5. salt

6. 1 tbs of butter

7. stir thoroughly

8. pour into baking pan

9. we forgot to preheat the oven to 375

why would we have to preheat her if she’s already hot

you smooth fucker